hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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