She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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