I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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