People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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