i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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