my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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