I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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