even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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