scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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