wat bout pragnant strippers??
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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