Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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