am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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