when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
