new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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