I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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