Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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