Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
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