Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Edward fifth and chaser hands
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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