Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
