Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
high people should be assigned attendants
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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