never play flip cup with pint glasses
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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