You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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