hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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