DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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