That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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