VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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