Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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