I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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