Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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