just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
my liver is dry heaving
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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