zippers are such a cool invention
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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