On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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