Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
We need a shit load of segways right now
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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