it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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