Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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