Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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