You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
There's always time for handjobs
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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