I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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