i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
We named our party play list daddy issues
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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