How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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