I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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