Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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