He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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