Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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