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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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