a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Life is so much better after having sex.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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