Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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