I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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