i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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