I want to stick my p in your. b.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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