a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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