apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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