I skipped work to stalk him.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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