dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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